Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think your dad took our porno
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize