In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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