Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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