Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
