Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
