So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
