More tranny stories later!
I think I am morally bankrupt
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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