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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Sex in the moonbounce later?

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  This is why I love you.

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• (530): View more from California

  I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I smell like beef jerky

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  That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.

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