dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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