How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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