Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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