you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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