My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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