Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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