Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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