i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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