I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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