You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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