So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
