I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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