I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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