Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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