In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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