So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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