Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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