I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I need water and some morals
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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