She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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