There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
operation have a gay friend backfired
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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