like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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