Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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