Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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