They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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