plz talk dirty to me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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