the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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