I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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