how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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