If i come over, it means nothing
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You ruined the universe
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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