Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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