yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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