I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
What a dumb baby whore.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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