We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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