all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This is the high leading the old right now
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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