Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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