i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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