new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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