Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
