That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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