Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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