every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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