she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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