Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
God, I missed his penis.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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