He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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