just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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