did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's Friday. Sex?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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